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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Amanda Platell who today said we are a grandmother.


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