The Mail has learned that insane Brussels bureaucrats are responsible for tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks.

Has the world gone mad? Insane Brussels bureaucrats are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Beyonce, who said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"