With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Guardian-reading do-gooders have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Guardian-reading do-gooders - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Drilling for oil in one family's back garden must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Guardian-reading do-gooders.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Guardian-reading do-gooders, Bernard Jenkin said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".