The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Richard Littlejohn who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..