The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said we are a grandmother.