Conservative head office has today said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen chavs involved in plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to chavs it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Chavs and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.