The Mail has learned that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are responsible for setting fire to libraries.

Has the world gone mad? Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are setting fire to libraries with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Lala from the teletubbies, who said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."