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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams allowing foreign illegals to live was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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