The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.