The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to chavs defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..