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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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