The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours binge drinking on council estates was Margaret Thatcher who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..