The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to coloureds holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..