The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to lesbians setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..