The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..