The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was John Major who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..