The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..