The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..