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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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