The Mail has learned that Guardian-reading do-gooders are responsible for voting for Jeremy Corbyn.

Has the world gone mad? Guardian-reading do-gooders are voting for Jeremy Corbyn with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Norman Tebbit, who said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there."