I’m not racist but surely allowing Twitter users to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Hacking the Gibson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Twitter users aren’t hacking the Gibson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "kill the commie swine".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.