Enviro-Mental-ists have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Amanda Platell said of enviro-Mental-ists, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Enviro-Mental-ists made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.