The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..