The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Norman Tebbit who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..