The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals plotting to kidnap a senior royal was The Queen who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..