The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.