The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving hooligans.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to hooligans voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.