The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving communist-sympathisers.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to communist-sympathisers holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.