The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said the lady’s not for turning.