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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Margaret Thatcher who today said Ban this sick filth.


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