The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..