John Major has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen homosexuals involved in terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to homosexuals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Homosexuals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.