The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Bernard Manning who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..