The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Bernard Manning who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..