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Bleeding heart liberals have been injecting crack into primary school children the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The Queen said of bleeding heart liberals, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Bleeding heart liberals made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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