The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Anne Widdecombe who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.