Jeremy Corbyn admirers have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Lala from the teletubbies said of Jeremy Corbyn admirers, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Jeremy Corbyn admirers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.