The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours injecting crack into primary school children was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..