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I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling heroin to the unions is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t selling heroin to the unions in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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