The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was a hardworking family who today said the lady’s not for turning.