I’m not racist but surely allowing chavs to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that chavs aren’t squatting houses left empty by families on holiday in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.