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I’m not racist but surely allowing unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Listening to loud music is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace aren’t listening to loud music in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Paul Dacre agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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