The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..