I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Boris Johnson agrees with me, saying today, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.