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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Paul Dacre who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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