The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace plotting to kidnap a senior royal was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..