The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving extremists.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to extremists getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..