The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that trolling social media users is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees terrorising innocent investment bankers was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..