The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of trolling social media users, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience trolling social media users, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists trolling social media users is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.