The Mail has learned that chavs are responsible for engaging in steamy sex romps.

Has the world gone mad? Chavs are engaging in steamy sex romps with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Ian Dunkin-Donuts, who said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."